Hilarious. A "children's" book for adults. Video embedded if you want to hear Samuel Jackson narrate. I'm RIGHT HERE. Our girls take at least an hour to go to sleep every night over the past several months. First, they were kicking and screaming, "Ouuutt!! 10 mo minutes!" Now they make me sing Old MacDonald at least 15 times each night with requests, rejections and repeats... "NO! Pig is out! Daddy, sing 'blue penguin'... Now, sing 'scary dinosaur'. No, two 'scary dinosaur'..."