JEFF PROBST IS A MORON... SURVIVOR HOST REALIZES ASIANS ARE FROM DIFFERENT BACKGROUNDS

With all the controversy surrounding this year's Survivor, CBS has the host of Survivor, Jeff Probst, go on the phone to provide some keen insights into their thinking and the life-changing knowledge he received, which all ignorant white people should learn from, from this year's "supreme race" approach:

"When you start talking to a person from Asia, you realize -- Wow! They have all different backgrounds!"

This dude lives in LA! How could he not be somewhat aware of Asians and other minorities? Does he live in Newport Beach and only hangs out there with his buddies from Kansas and his dog, Toto?

Jeff, email me and I'll teach you how to speak "Asian" at a huge discount. Typically, I charge $2,500 per hour, but I'll make it $1,000 for you. Also forget trying to learn Spanish and Portuguese to connect with the Latinos you just learned about, you just need one language lesson... "Latin." Huge discount. Call me.

Anyway, check out the primary article from The Washington Post here and more from Defamer here.