KERRY MAKES WHISTLE-STOP TOUR FROM THE DECK OF YACHT

LANCASTER, PA—Democratic frontrunner Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) began a seven-day, eight-state whistle-stop tour Monday, addressing a group of Frigidaire factory workers from the all-teak deck of his 60-foot luxury motor cruiser. (full article)

Pretty funny. From the Onion, my favorite newspaper during my college years.